The Grammys... or is it The Grammy's... whatever the punctuation, is this Sunday, 2/10, on CBS. CBS supposedly sent out an email to attendees to let them know how they should NOT dress:
"Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure." (deadline)
The word "puffy" just became the most offensive word ever written. But I appreciate them doing this because I was nervous about how I would phrase the "don't dress like a skank" talk I'm already planning on having with the daughter I may or may not have in the future.
It's also good to know men can still wear see-through clothing that may possibly expose their nipples. I don't really know why that's good to know, just seems comforting - like the scene in Breakfast at Tiffany's where the Tiffany's salesman finds out there's still prizes in Cracker Jack boxes; "It gives one a feeling of solidarity, almost of continuity with the past, that sort of thing."