Dennis Rodman is using his fame as a friend of that little North Korean king guy to make some cash endorsing pistachios; he's sitting next to a Kim Jong-un look-alike saying pistachios are the secret to world peace and getting blown up by the Kim Jong-un character. What's the message here? Are pistachios the secret to world peace because they can be used to lure Dennis Rodman onto a chair rigged to explode? Oh, that is the message... Well, okay then. Nicely done.
I heard Kim Jong-un's reaction to this was, That chair has a button that can blow people up. Why don't I have a chair with a button that can blow people up!? I want a chair with a button that can blow people up now!
Do you think Rodman got his buddy Kim's permission? "Hey, bud, it's Dennis. Dennis, man. Dennis Rodman. Yeah, yeah, that's me. So I was wondering, you know how I haven't been doing so well in the finances department, right. Well, I've got this opportunity to endorse some nuts. Yeah, pistachios. The thing is... and I totally won't do it if you don't want me to, but they want to have a guy that's supposed to be you, blow me up. I say something about world peace, and then you, or the character blows me up. What? I don't know how blowing me up represents world peace... Look I... I just really need the money, you know. I'm just going to do it. You'll come out looking good, I swear. We're boys, right? Right. Okay, pound it out phone style. You poundin'? Alright, Kim, talk to you later. Stay cool."